The Beatles Lyrics

The Beatles Lyrics

"Speech: Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise Lyrics"

Nightmares / Musical Therapy Lyrics
Submerged in a pool of someone else’s control They’ve taken my emotions and imprisoned my soul Forgetting my identity I’m mechanical from head to toe Waking up in a cold sweat and afraid of my own shadow NIGHTMARES!! FUCKIN’ NIGHTMARES!! Another life that lives in my subconscious mind One that’s keeping me awake with the silence of the night Visions of disorder flowing thr

Wise: Boys! And what I was thinking was, er ... would you like to do a number with us, you know, we'd like to do a number together
Beatles: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wise: You fancy that? Great!
Morecambe: Yeah-eh! It's the Kay sisters, they've come! Great! Fabulous!
Wise: The Kay sisters?! This is...
Morecambe: Look, they've dyed their hair!
Wise: ...this is the Beatles!
Morecambe: Hello, Beatle! Where is he?
Wise: Where is he?
Morecambe: There he is! Hello, Bongo! Hey.
Wise: That's Ringo!
Morecambe: Oh, is he there as well? ... oh dear
Wise : Boys!
Morecambe: By golly!
Wise: As you can gather this is Eric. Say hello to Eric.
Morecambe: Yes.
Paul: Hello, Eric!
Morecambe: Hello, mate!
Paul: I remember you, you're the one with the short fat hairy legs!
Morecamb
I Don't Want The Night To End Lyrics
Oh mommy mommy Oh mommy mommy, yeah I stood too near the gaslight And I cried The dirty city mist Had seeped too deep inside It took me on some kind Of heady ride They told me Charlie Parker died And I don't want the night to end And I don't want the night to end Oh daddy daddy Oh daddy daddy Waiting half my life On platforms underground The oth
e: No, no, no. It's... no, he's the one with the short fat hairy legs. No, him.
Wise: Yeah.
George: We're the ones with the big fat hairy heads. Get out of that!

[George puts his hand (opened flat, palm down, under Eric M's chin when saying "Get out of that".) That was Eric's trick on Ernie (a running gag). "Get out of that, eh? You can't can you!!". If that's not funny to you, you had to be there!]

Morecambe: Hey! Hey-hey! What's it like being famous?
John: Well, it's not like in your day, you know.

[John, insulting them, by saying they are oldies with this remark! Makes a gesture of "very far away" with his hands]

Morecambe: Ha! That was an insult, that is!

Morecambe: You didn't expect that, did you?
Wise: No!

Morecambe: What do you
Genny Glenn Lyrics
John Stewart/Bob Shane/Nick Reynolds Well, I'm not gonna brag but I been courtin' all my life. They consider me a roguish lad, especially for my size. Chorus: And with you, and with you, and with you, Genny Glenn. I'll take you down to Glasgow Town and dance you home again. (Repeat) Now, Genny would come a-callin' while there was still some light. I'd sit her down with a pull
mean "not like in my day"?

John: Well, me dad used to tell me about you, you know.
[John indicated with his hand how tall he was, when his Dad told him ... just a little kid. Eric misunderstands (deliberately) ...
Paul: ... In the old days.
Morecambe: You've only got a little dad have you?

Morecambe: [mocking] Yer dad used to tell yer, that's a bit strong, innit? Alright, Bonzo!

Wise: That's Ringo!
Morecambe: Yeah, him as well!

Morecambe: Get 'em off, you've done enough.

[Pretending their "time slot" is up, get them off the stage, or done enough damage with their behaviour :) ]

Wise: What do you mean "done enough"?
Morecambe: No, well I'm getting insulted now ...

Wise: No. Look, what I was going to suggest was let's do a
All God's People Lyrics
Words and music by Queen and Mike Moran So all you people give freely Make welcome inside your homes Thank God you people give freely Don't turn your back on the lesson of the Lord All prime ministers (yeah) and majesty around the world Open your eyes look touch and feel Rule with your heart (rule with your heart ) Live with your conscience (live with your conscience)
number with the boys!
Morecambe: Oh yes! One that the dad will remember. That I used to do, with your dad.
Wise: You go and get changed.
Morecambe: Yes, I will, right.

Wise: What do you think we should do, boys? What about something that's more suitable for Eric's age?
John: "Moonlight Bay".
Wise: "Moonlight Bay".
John: Yeah.
Wise: So ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna make history on television. For the first time we have Morecambe and Wise and the Beatles presenting to you that wonderful old fashioned number "Moonlight Bay". You all remember the number. Okay, fellows, that's great, you look marvellous! You ready?

John/Paul: Aye

Paul: Alright, ready.
Wise: Alright, we'll take it from the top.
Wise: Okay, Kenny, thank you